funny quotes

• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. -George Carlin
• My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. -Tim Allen
• There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. -Robert Orben
• Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. -Yogi Berra
• Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. - David Lee Roth
• We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. -Alanis Morissette

quotes i like

• The most effective way to do it, is to do it. -Amelia Earhart
• Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. -H.G. Wells
• I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. -C. S. Lewis
• Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future. -Niels Bohr
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -Arthur C. Clarke
• How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean. -Arthur C. Clarke
• A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -Albert Einstein
• All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. -Albert Einstein
• A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. -Albert Einstein
• Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. -Albert Einstein
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. -Gerald R. Ford
• If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent work. -Thomas J. Watson
• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. -Charles M. Schulz
• It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. -Bill Watterson
• Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' -Robert Orben
• It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. -Bill Watterson
• When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. -Bill Watterson
• Every noble work is at first impossible. -Thomas Carlyle
• The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. -Oliver Wendell Holmes
• If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? -John Wooden
• There are many things that are essential to arriving at true peace of mind, and one of the most important is faith, which cannot be acquired without prayer. -John Wooden
• Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. -John Wooden
• As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. -Josh Billings
• When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. -John Ruskin

Good Morning

A crystal structure is a beautiful thing. This initial message is here mainly to demonstrate the ease of creating a blog. I created an account, uploaded an image (the one you see is the structure of a caffeine molecule) and added an introductory audio clip (sorry!). This took all of 10 minutes, and I even edited the photo and the clip before uploading.

Looks like anyone can do this. It's essentially unrestricted. And if you're reading this, that means that anyone can also access whatever I write here. But who'd want to?

Thanks for listening.